American Sex Hero

Hey @thinwalls, i saw this on a bulletin board and i thought of you

The first present from @thinwalls for birthday month

Erotic Exuberance

It’s sex, it’s not a conversation. Seriously, get excited! Erotic exuberance is ridiculously hot in women.

She told me to sit on the bed while she ran to the bathroom quickly. It’d had been a long night already and I really didn’t know what I was up for after the kaleidoscope of dancing, drinking and devious behavior. Don’t get me wrong. I’d been spending the night trying NOT thinking of pressing her against a wall and taking her flirtatious ass to task for threatening the structural integrity of my pants more than once that night. I wanted to fuck her in as many ways as I could think of. But maybe she could wait until tomorrow?

The flick of a lighter brought me back from a hormonal near-sleep. Realizing the lights were off and the only source of light was a flickering from the bathroom, I almost gasped as she slipped into view. The candle behind her lit her to barely more than a silhouette, but I could see she was naked and she glowed with obvious exuberance as her form lowered to the floor. My vision blurred when, through the scraping of her knees across the floor, she said, “My body has been vibrating with fantasies of your cock and your madness.” All fatigue forgotten, the animal stirred.

Here’s how that could have gone:

I sat on the bed while she went pee. She exited the bathroom, took her clothes off, and laid on the bed. I took my clothes off and stuck it in her.

Ok, ok! I know there’s a filter of language and expectation between the two situations and where we are now, but seriously, sympathize with me. Everyone wants to be wanted, and a lover that can show that desire will win points with every seductive move they make. Even in a submissive role, don’t we want to spur our dom on to deliver the goods in as lustful a way as they can?

I’m willing to accept some responsibility for boring sex. I have it sometimes. I give it sometimes. I’m tired all the fucking time, honestly, and having the energy for good sex can seem daunting. So, I’m promising my lovers and myself that I’m going to make a better show of it from now on. I want to perform for my lovers. I want to leave them with more than sex. I want an experience. I want them to have an experience. It’s ok if it’s not every time, and it’s weird and easy to lose the empathetic connection with someone if it’s a grand event for each meeting. But next time…I’m going to REALLY give it to them!

Sweat rimming my eyes, I tore at the snaps, pulled my shirt off, and wiped my face clear in a smooth sweep that impressed even me, even in my sex-addled haze. She had just lain down, having awkwardly disrobed in a semi-recline, and her eyes were unsure, though her thighs were wet with a surety I could read from the door. Her demeanor through the night hinted at more experience than this docile doll pose revealed. I wondered if I should be more reserved than I had originally planned and if I should move slowly with this gorgeous offering. I let her see my intense and impressive arousal before I gripped the back of her head, my fingers probing through her hair, and pulled her in to a fierce kiss. She finally released her body to rocket into the embrace as my hands ran up from her calves, past her thighs.

Tell me you haven’t been there before.

My underwear today

Yes, SPANK is stenciled on the ass. They’re home made and tight as fuck. Mystery Girl likes to start by sucking my cock through them. It’s getting me hard just thinking about it. Off to get royally blown!

Some smart fucker woke me up at 6am

Yeah, he thinks he’s pretty damn smart!

#SexQuest, the real life sex on Twitter experience

Check out the @thinwalls review and highlights for #SexQuest and enjoy the show.

CuntPuncher gets emo

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This is so smart, smart is hot, and no one will host it for some dumb reason. SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXY!

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Inspired & Amazed

Groupasexual 2: The Empire Strikes Back

Please visit the first SexHeroism article, Groupasexual: A New Hope before moving on.

I’m dating an amazing woman, @thinwalls, and we posted an ad on Craigslist to find another couple to play with. We posted the ad right around noon on Wednesday and by the end of the day had received 20 responses. Some of them were nice, many were single guys, but only one REALLY caught our attention.

The Bad:

I have always fantasized about a woman with lots of fresh lipstick going to town on my cock… while looking me in the eyes, while taking it doggy from behind… Kudos!
I am a SWM, but if she’d want to layer [my cock] in color, hey, feel free!!!

Kudos to your forwardness, sir! Did you see any mw4m in the ad? No, you did not.

I have a private unfinished basement area thats suitably sparse and stark for . . . suspension? a bit of discipline? forced orgasms? I attach a pic that shows accurately that I am not scary looking. I’m a mwm who augments his very satisfyingly vanilla marriage with some discrete casual, caring, friendly, and safe play…

No picture was attached… so he must actually be scary.

Are you open to single guys at all

No, but now I know to specifically say NO SINGLE MEN. (That fantasy comes later…)

I am an educated professional, attractive, well built, and easy going. I am 6 feet tall, trim and tone, well built

… and then he included a picture of a wine cellar. How do we react to that?

The Good:

We are seeking a very hot couple as our new best friends. Would like us 4 together for same room soft swap, full swap, threesome loans and even seperate spouse dates. (or course this is over time as we evolve our relationship) You MUST be a very COMFORTABLE and SECURE couple. We want to find a special couple we can enjoy trading spouses, threesomes and all get together for foursomes or even invite another couple over for moresome. The sky is the limit. Seeking the right couple for Saturday night low key and simply get to know each other and begin a great sexy friendship.

We are the couple that some special couple will enjoy hanging out, watching movies with, shopping, going to the gym, and doing all the crazy naughty bedroom stuff that very few will ever experience with us. With the right couple, anything goes, no rules, NADA – we just enjoy the sluts that we are. We are seeking another sexy and attractive couple for fun. We are available for foursomes or even seperate private dates with each other spouses. We do play seperately if you are interested.

These two were VERY nice, and had a great pic… hot shit, you two. We’re not totally sure if we’d be perfect, as they seem to follow a much more mainstream idea of beauty, but they do nail that well. I love that they’re looking for some new best friends AND enjoy the sluts they are. I want to hug them and give them constant high-fives for having the openness I wish the world could embrace.

Hi!

We’re an attractive couple that is relatively new to playing with others. Your posting is intriguing….so let’s see where this could go.

[description]

Please get back to us with some pictures, and let’s see what the chemistry is like between us.

Oh, these two! I like them and their picture names made us laugh: restaurant.jpg and [name]wantsyou.jpg. There’s a good chance we’ll be looking them up if tonight’s date doesn’t work out, which brings me to…

The Winners!

Subject: Lovely!
Hey you!

We came across your ad and really enjoyed it! you two sound great! Seriously! And we loved your pictures! We are really interested in helping you fulfill your fantasies as well as ours.

[description]

I’ll throw some pictures your way for your viewing pleasure!

Can’t wait to hear back from you!

Xxx,
[their names]

First reaction: YES!
We both wanted them immediately. The boy had a great bod and a slightly embarrassed look on his face, and the girl was very pretty, her lips brought lavish blowjobs to mind, and her curves we ample and well positioned.
We immediately responded with more pictures of ourselves and they hit us back with more of them:

That is absolutely wonderful to hear! We are thrilled about meeting with you two! You both are gorgeous and exactly what we are looking for.

So good news… we are free Friday!

Can’t wait!

P.s- Thought you’d enjoy a few more visuals! We are so stoked.

STOKED! Hahaha! We love them!

Ok, it’s Friday morning, the day of the date. I woke up with erection pressure to launch an Estes rocket and fantasies running at 100fps. I’m extremely excited, but a little worried… they haven’t responded to our time and location request yet!

Fingers, and legs, crossed!

Visit Thin Wall’s blog post, She’s Very Bi, for more on this adventure.

Good resources for doing this yourself, from TechCoquette.com:
7 Steps to Writing a Threesome Personal Ad on Craigslist
How to Respond to a Casual Encounters Personal Ad on Craigslist